St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Chris Carpenter delivers during the first inning of a baseball game against the San Diego Padres Saturday, Aug. 22, 2009 in San Diego. (AP Photo/Denis Poroy Stock Photo

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St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Chris Carpenter delivers during the first  inning of a baseball game against the San Diego Padres Saturday, Aug. 22,  2009 in San Diego. (AP Photo/Denis Poroy Stock Photo
St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Chris Carpenter delivers during the first  inning of a baseball game against the San Diego Padres Saturday, Aug. 22,  2009 in San Diego. (AP Photo/Denis Poroy Stock Photo

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St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Chris Carpenter delivers during the first  inning of a baseball game against the San Diego Padres Saturday, Aug. 22,  2009 in San Diego. (AP Photo/Denis Poroy Stock Photo

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St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Chris Carpenter delivers during the first  inning of a baseball game against the San Diego Padres Saturday, Aug. 22,  2009 in San Diego. (AP Photo/Denis Poroy Stock Photo

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St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Chris Carpenter delivers during the first  inning of a baseball game against the San Diego Padres Saturday, Aug. 22,  2009 in San Diego. (AP Photo/Denis Poroy Stock Photo

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St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Chris Carpenter delivers during the first  inning of a baseball game against the San Diego Padres Saturday, Aug. 22,  2009 in San Diego. (AP Photo/Denis Poroy Stock Photo

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St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Chris Carpenter delivers during the first  inning of a baseball game against the San Diego Padres Saturday, Aug. 22,  2009 in San Diego. (AP Photo/Denis Poroy Stock Photo

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St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Chris Carpenter delivers during the first  inning of a baseball game against the San Diego Padres Saturday, Aug. 22,  2009 in San Diego. (AP Photo/Denis Poroy Stock Photo

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St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Chris Carpenter delivers during the first  inning of a baseball game against the San Diego Padres Saturday, Aug. 22,  2009 in San Diego. (AP Photo/Denis Poroy Stock Photo

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St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Chris Carpenter delivers during the first  inning of a baseball game against the San Diego Padres Saturday, Aug. 22,  2009 in San Diego. (AP Photo/Denis Poroy Stock Photo

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