St. Louis Cardinals Chris Carpenter in their spring training baseball game in Fort Myers, Fla., Sunday, March 29, 2009. (AP Photo/Charles Krupa Stock Photo - Alamy

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St. Louis Cardinals Chris Carpenter in their spring training baseball game  in Fort Myers, Fla., Sunday, March 29, 2009. (AP Photo/Charles Krupa Stock  Photo - Alamy
St. Louis Cardinals Chris Carpenter in their spring training baseball game  in Fort Myers, Fla., Sunday, March 29, 2009. (AP Photo/Charles Krupa Stock  Photo - Alamy

Minnesota Twins' Michael Cuddyer follows through on a two-run

St. Louis Cardinals Chris Carpenter in their spring training baseball game  in Fort Myers, Fla., Sunday, March 29, 2009. (AP Photo/Charles Krupa Stock  Photo - Alamy

Minnesota Twins' Michael Cuddyer follows through on a two-run

St. Louis Cardinals Chris Carpenter in their spring training baseball game  in Fort Myers, Fla., Sunday, March 29, 2009. (AP Photo/Charles Krupa Stock  Photo - Alamy

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St. Louis Cardinals Chris Carpenter in their spring training baseball game  in Fort Myers, Fla., Sunday, March 29, 2009. (AP Photo/Charles Krupa Stock  Photo - Alamy

St. Louis Cardinals Chris Carpenter in their spring training

St. Louis Cardinals Chris Carpenter in their spring training baseball game  in Fort Myers, Fla., Sunday, March 29, 2009. (AP Photo/Charles Krupa Stock  Photo - Alamy

Minnesota Twins' Michael Cuddyer (5) follows through on a double

St. Louis Cardinals Chris Carpenter in their spring training baseball game  in Fort Myers, Fla., Sunday, March 29, 2009. (AP Photo/Charles Krupa Stock  Photo - Alamy

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St. Louis Cardinals Chris Carpenter in their spring training baseball game  in Fort Myers, Fla., Sunday, March 29, 2009. (AP Photo/Charles Krupa Stock  Photo - Alamy

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St. Louis Cardinals Chris Carpenter in their spring training baseball game  in Fort Myers, Fla., Sunday, March 29, 2009. (AP Photo/Charles Krupa Stock  Photo - Alamy

Minnesota Twins' Michael Cuddyer follows through on a two-run

St. Louis Cardinals Chris Carpenter in their spring training baseball game  in Fort Myers, Fla., Sunday, March 29, 2009. (AP Photo/Charles Krupa Stock  Photo - Alamy

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St. Louis Cardinals Chris Carpenter in their spring training baseball game  in Fort Myers, Fla., Sunday, March 29, 2009. (AP Photo/Charles Krupa Stock  Photo - Alamy

Minnesota Twins' Michael Cuddyer follows through on a two-run